Sharks with Friggin Lazerbeams

Corporate life can be an adjustment if you're coming in from the non profit sector or from academia. The hustle and bustle from the machine's well oiled workers does not have room for creative thinking or gadabout-ing. Philosophers and dreamers be warned.

Here are some helpful tips to transition into your new environment.

1. show up at least an hour or two early---this allows you to be alone in the office to enjoy your outside hobbies such as sculpture or origami.

2. Always hand deliver a document instead of email. ---throughout the lifetime or your employment this could save you a decade of actually working

3. Bring your iphone to bathroom breaks ---there's nothing better than catching your favorite episode of jersey shore in the privacy of your own stall

4.protect your stuff! Staplers do get stolen (or in my case my chair). Booby traps and pitfalls are best but i like the old fashion hidden surveillance.

Cube Report--- Friggin cold! why don't cubes have roofs!? Do buildings even HAVE insulation?